Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else****
I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with.
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
"True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen."
"There is no remedy for love but to love more."
"Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right now that we love each other."
"Love is hard work; and hard work sometimes hurts!"
"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."
"God gave men larger brains than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."